eridan!! :(
wwhat
there’s no reason to go as far as to say you guys aren’t friends!!!!!! >:(
their certainly fuckin is
wwere not friends an im not lettin anyone fuckin pretend wwith me anymore for their sick fuckin amusement
i WASN’T FRIENDS WITH YOU JUST FOR MY SICK AMUSEMENT„,
eRIDAN, cAN YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, }:(
(Source: evilcheftavros)
eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„,
so youre just ignorin me
wwell fine wwhatevver i dont evven care youre just like fuckin evveryone else an just like them you wwill come to fuckin regret it
evveryone wwill be sorrynO, eRIDAN, i WASN’T TRYING TO, iGNORE yOU„, }:(
i’M SORRY, eRIDAN„,
cAN WE PLEASE STILL BE FRIENDS,
no wwe fuckin cant im not interested in your fakey fake friendship hoofbeat carp
oH OKAY„, sORRY, eRIDAN, }:(
eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„,
so youre just ignorin me
wwell fine wwhatevver i dont evven care youre just like fuckin evveryone else an just like them you wwill come to fuckin regret it
evveryone wwill be sorry
nO, eRIDAN, i WASN’T TRYING TO, iGNORE yOU„, }:(
i’M SORRY, eRIDAN„,
cAN WE PLEASE STILL BE FRIENDS,
eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„,
nofiresampora asked: tavv wwhere are you
uH, i’M, sTILL HERE, eRIDAN„,
onefishtwwocock
FeferiTheCOCKSlut
^^ (onefishtwwocock should be the name of Eridan<3Sollux, just saying.)
realityismycock
cockismyenemy
okay i hate erisol but THAT IS A GOOD SHIP NAME FOR IT OMG
evilchefcock
evilcocktavros
cockcheftavros))
(Source: theofficialmrsclaus, via eridansmatesprit2-deactivated20)
(via ulfric-stormfront)
GOOOO
Do it.
no one can embarrass me
no one
<— invincible against ALL THE AWKWARD. >:3
you will all lose.
can you all do this again this was fun
Normally I don’t do these things, but seeing as I never get anons, why not reblog it anyway?
I already have to deal with two of the biggest perverts in existance, so just try it.
tRY, iT„,
(Source: come-here-you-fucking-bitch)
…
“not everything he tells you is good advice.”
“Good to see that you’re still alive.”
“el chupacabra isnt real”
“get the fuck off neopets its 2 am”
“Battling that toad with a pillow shield and a fake sword was the most kickass thing you’ve ever done I’m proud of you.”
“Spend more time with Daddy.”
“That habit you have of putting things off and not doing things you’re told just because you were told? Cut that shit out. Also, learn to be a clean person. Do your work and no, it doesn’t matter if they don’t like you. Get As and you’ll prove them wrong better than with the Cs you’re getting now. Just fucking do it, okay? Shit.”
“It’ll be okay.”
“You’re gonna turn into a dumb homo tool”
“Oh and if anyone bullies you again, break their nose in”
“And do your homework BEFORE going home, that way you can relax once you do go home and not be distracted”
Fuck one things.“make sure mom doesn’t get with him and ruin your life”
“As much as you wish you won’t, you’re going to grow up to be just like your mom, except she’s got a decent hold of her life and a man who loves her more than anything.”
“this is as good as it’l get, just off yourself before age 15 so you don’t have to deal with the problems that your parents will never take you seriously about”
“Episode I of the next Star Wars is gonna suck so bad. Don’t even get your hopes up.”
“One day, when you’re twenty one. You’re going to fall in love for the first time with this one ho. Okay? Don’t do it, you dip shit, you will be tore up about it for the rest of your life. Seriously. Stop that shit.
And also. Wtf. Stop saying you hate homestuck, it’s obviously a lie.”
“Don’t give up on the violin. Also, IT IS YOUR JOB TO CONVINCE SAMMU SHE LOVES HOMESTUCK.”
“Do NOT say that you want to go back to Mountain Brook. Trust me, you don’t.
((screw one thing))
((“Do ALL of your work, exercise, and be proud of yourself no matter what.”
“…Also, save money and READ HOMESTUCK.”))
(via rhymes-with-banana)
