http://evilcheftavros.tumblr.com/

nofiresampora: archangeljade: nofiresampora: archangeljade: eridan!! :( wwhat there’s no...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:21:12 -0500

archangeljade:

nofiresampora:

archangeljade:

eridan!! :(

wwhat

there’s no reason to go as far as to say you guys aren’t friends!!!!!! >:(

their certainly fuckin is
wwere not friends an im not lettin anyone fuckin pretend wwith me anymore for their sick fuckin amusement

i WASN’T FRIENDS WITH YOU JUST FOR MY SICK AMUSEMENT„,

eRIDAN, cAN YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, }:(

nofiresampora: evilcheftavros: nofiresampora: evilcheftavros: eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„, so...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:10:49 -0500

nofiresampora:

evilcheftavros:

nofiresampora:

evilcheftavros:

eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„,

so youre just ignorin me

wwell fine wwhatevver i dont evven care youre just like fuckin evveryone else an just like them you wwill come to fuckin regret it
evveryone wwill be sorry

nO, eRIDAN, i WASN’T TRYING TO, iGNORE yOU„, }:(

i’M SORRY, eRIDAN„,

cAN WE PLEASE STILL BE FRIENDS,

no wwe fuckin cant im not interested in your fakey fake friendship hoofbeat carp

oH OKAY„, sORRY, eRIDAN, }:(

nofiresampora: evilcheftavros: eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„, so youre just ignorin me wwell fine...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:47:08 -0500

nofiresampora:

evilcheftavros:

eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„,

so youre just ignorin me

wwell fine wwhatevver i dont evven care youre just like fuckin evveryone else an just like them you wwill come to fuckin regret it
evveryone wwill be sorry

nO, eRIDAN, i WASN’T TRYING TO, iGNORE yOU„, }:(

i’M SORRY, eRIDAN„,

cAN WE PLEASE STILL BE FRIENDS,

eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„,

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:36:00 -0500

eRIDAN, i’M, fINE REALLY„,

tavv wwhere are you

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:33:26 -0500

uH, i’M, sTILL HERE, eRIDAN„,

Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:55:00 -0500

eridansmatesprit:

realityismyenemy:

feferithebucketslut:

onefishtwwofish:

onefishtwwocock

FeferiTheCOCKSlut

^^ (onefishtwwocock should be the name of Eridan<3Sollux, just saying.)

realityismycock

cockismyenemy

okay i hate erisol but THAT IS A GOOD SHIP NAME FOR IT OMG

evilchefcock

evilcocktavros

cockcheftavros))

Reblog if you know a guy named Kevin.

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:10:07 -0400

sirseahorse:

nintendo-whore:

Send me a dirty message on anon, and if I'm too embarrassed to post it, you win.

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:46:34 -0400

ashamedaquarius:

cycloneknight:

farawayconnections:

nnykhol:

pixiefaise:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

jeagerjaquez-grimmjow:

am0nstersett0kill:

GOOOO

Do it.

no one can embarrass me

no one

<— invincible against ALL THE AWKWARD. >:3

you will all lose.

can you all do this again this was fun

Normally I don’t do these things, but seeing as I never get anons, why not reblog it anyway?

I already have to deal with two of the biggest perverts in existance, so just try it.

tRY, iT„,

anacryingalonewithclarinet: snowcoveredstars: taterhater: catb...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:58:59 -0400

anacryingalonewithclarinet:

snowcoveredstars:

taterhater:

catbountry:

tentacrab:

djavjr:

i-am-kuromori:

pawtism:

phantom-shadow:

canaderp:

oneswhouseyou:

clockworkinside:

hairofbiebs:

davidstrider:

-snippybookshrew:

always-b-striding:

…

“not everything he tells you is good advice.”

“Good to see that you’re still alive.”

“el chupacabra isnt real”

“get the fuck off neopets its 2 am”

“Battling that toad with a pillow shield and a fake sword was the most kickass thing you’ve ever done I’m proud of you.”

“Spend more time with Daddy.”

“That habit you have of putting things off and not doing things you’re told just because you were told? Cut that shit out. Also, learn to be a clean person. Do your work and no, it doesn’t matter if they don’t like you. Get As and you’ll prove them wrong better than with the Cs you’re getting now. Just fucking do it, okay? Shit.”

“It’ll be okay.”

“You’re gonna turn into a dumb homo tool”
“Oh and if anyone bullies you again, break their nose in”
“And do your homework BEFORE going home, that way you can relax once you do go home and not be distracted”

Fuck one things.

“make sure mom doesn’t get with him and ruin your life”

“As much as you wish you won’t, you’re going to grow up to be just like your mom, except she’s got a decent hold of her life and a man who loves her more than anything.”

“this is as good as it’l get, just off yourself before age 15 so you don’t have to deal with the problems that your parents will never take you seriously about”

“Episode I of the next Star Wars is gonna suck so bad. Don’t even get your hopes up.”

“One day, when you’re twenty one. You’re going to fall in love for the first time with this one ho. Okay? Don’t do it, you dip shit, you will be tore up about it for the rest of your life. Seriously. Stop that shit.

And also. Wtf. Stop saying you hate homestuck, it’s obviously a lie.”

“Don’t give up on the violin. Also, IT IS YOUR JOB TO CONVINCE SAMMU SHE LOVES HOMESTUCK.”

“Do NOT say that you want to go back to Mountain Brook. Trust me, you don’t.

((screw one thing))

((“Do ALL of your work, exercise, and be proud of yourself no matter what.”

“…Also, save money and READ HOMESTUCK.”))

whatpumpkin: iamlingy: amieleighluna: cavum: i heard the...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:10:58 -0400

whatpumpkin:

iamlingy:

amieleighluna:

cavum:

i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog

YES!

THIS IS MAH JAM

HOLY FUCK

germansparkleparty: skribbls: roxasdestati: idowhatiwawnt: ho...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 18:04:15 -0400

germansparkleparty:

skribbls:

roxasdestati:

idowhatiwawnt:

hoochiedalillama:

you-had-me-at-taco:

hippiezombie:

music-intuition:

Nicole de Bosque Verde

Nicole Rosso

Nicole Oak

Nicole Aoi

Kanto Quartet ftw~

Lery Strider.

me gusta.

It would be a polygamy.

Clyde Broflovski-McCormick.

Obby.

Taylor Cartmanwithsexymuscles.

Sweet.

keima…

not that i have any problem with this

Benita Nailon.

….

dftyghuijkuyhgftdr

Jade Lalonde Strider.

kay

James Weighted Companion Cube

That’s Mr. Weighted Companion Cube to you.

((rubie serket

o ok))

I am so PROUD of you.: Your last halloween costume is now your new identity/career

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 18:00:28 -0400

I am so PROUD of you.: Your last halloween costume is now your new identity/career:

mage-of-doom:

turntechgodtits:

grownupgardengnostic:

mageofsalads:

teabubble:

zimie-stef:

the-unsigned:

chicksdigthephoenix:

protologism:

johnlaughingalonewithnicolascage:

í’m me
okay.jpg

i’m john egbert

IT’S WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED

TARDIS

((DOG TIER

YES))

wildcountrybelle: If you don’t reblog this, please unfollow...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:40:17 -0400

wildcountrybelle:

If you don’t reblog this, please unfollow me…now. It’ll take less than 5 fucking seconds and could help find this boy.

eridansmatesprit: ohaialy: hehehe Dog Tier Jade cosplay is 90%...

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 15:31:16 -0400

eridansmatesprit:

ohaialy:

hehehe Dog Tier Jade cosplay is 90% complete! Ill put on the white face paint on Halloween, and i need to finish the hood and the planets.

Oh yeah, and this is my house :T

My brother took this photo. Go check him out! His tumblr is deadlyinflection

DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST

(I’ve got to paint on the spiral then ill be done :DD ))

honk-at-me-motherfuckers: urban-dick-tionary: jin-nyeh: sinsoo...

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 14:37:04 -0400

honk-at-me-motherfuckers:

urban-dick-tionary:

jin-nyeh:

sinsoo:

Trolls and Kids MBTI chart!! :D
Take the test here! To find out your type!

Credits:
This pony MBTI chart for the layout and inspiration
This site for the types descriptions
And Mintly for helping me along the way!

Feel free to reblog with your type, and what character shares it! C:
I’m an INTJ, so Rose for me. <3

ISFP. Artist. Kanaya. Okay.

INFP

Dave

((yo im dave strider yes im the real strider))

((INFP

dave yes))

firemaneridanjackson: bottleshark: IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME. Would...

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:12:18 -0400

firemaneridanjackson:

bottleshark:

IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME. Would you like to own the originals of these? If so, just reblog this post. On November 4th I’ll go through all the reblogs and randomly select a winner, and I’ll mail the unframed and unedited originals. They’ll be slightly different than the digital versions, because I had to do some touch ups. Mostly I think they look better in person, though. Please have your ask box enabled!

If the notes on this reach 400, I’ll also draw the winner a single drawing about the same size as one of these of whatever they want. GOOD LUCK!

EDIT: You can reblog this TWICE between now and November 4th.

just gonna do both my allowed reblogs at the same time because i’d forget if i don’t

sigh

German Sparkle Party: HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY~

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 09:16:59 -0400

German Sparkle Party: HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY~:

germansparkleparty:

Finally decided to host one of these of my own since I never win them anyway :’D

WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

Your very own pair of troll horns and/or a t-shirt for the character of your choice~

This includes:

Horns for any of the trolls handmade by me (possibly Ancestors too if I’m feeling…

Hey Tavros. Will you make a mutant troll flesh cupcake so I can give it to Dave?

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:50:20 -0400

yES„, oF COURSE, iT’LL, bE DONE, iN, tEN MINUTES„,

((soooo,,,))

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:46:10 -0400

((Guess who made a dog tier cosplay??? :D ))

amoebayaois: GOD I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 22:24:03 -0400

amoebayaois:

GOD

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING